what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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