she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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