Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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