If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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