She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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