she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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