I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The power of my boobs compel you
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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