About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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