Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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