Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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