Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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