The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
