So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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