we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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