you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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