you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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