Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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