on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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