I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So here I am, sexting at work.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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