fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
