guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
