Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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