my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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