can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i barfeds in our rink
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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