Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Randomize
