kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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