I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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