i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm like, not good at living.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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