the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
