Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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