If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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