: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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