i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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