Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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