Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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