I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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