just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
