I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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