Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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