i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
