Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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