And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
