Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Your penis caused this!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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