Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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