so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
