wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he thought i was a dude.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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