I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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