dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Your cock deserves a montage
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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