believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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