I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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